Squat Lollipop

Squat Lollipop is a flamboyant and colorful Yorkie Canid from Deep City, known for his eccentric personality, glittery wardrobe, and unparalleled mixology skills. Once a prominent figure in Deep City’s underworld as a pimp, Squat left that life behind, bringing some of his closest companions to start a new chapter. Now, he runs the notorious bar, the Cosmic Wench, on Neo Terra Prime IV, where his unique cocktails and larger-than-life presence draw patrons from across Galaxa.

Personality

Squat is highly expressive and thrives in the spotlight. With a penchant for grand gestures, flamboyant language, and glittery fashion, he’s a true performer. His creativity extends beyond his appearance into the drinks he crafts, which are just as vibrant and unconventional as he is.

Despite his loud and eccentric demeanor, Squat has a caring side, particularly for his "Wenches," whom he treats like family. Fiercely protective and generous, Squat has earned a reputation as a kind-hearted eccentric in his community.

Physical Traits

• Height: 2 feet 6 inches.
• Hair: Neon pink and green fur, often dyed in other bright, shimmering colors to match his mood or events.
• Eyes: Vivid amber with a mischievous sparkle.
• Attire: Glittery outfits in wild patterns, accessorized with jewelry, scarves, and holographic projections.

The Cosmic Wench

The Cosmic Wench is a renowned bar that serves as a haven for spice enthusiasts, off-world travelers, and those seeking a good time. Located on Neo Terra Prime IV, the Cosmic Wench combines Squat’s love for spectacle with his mastery of mixology:

• Drinks:
  • The Tail-Wagger: An infamous drink banned in three sectors for its potency.
  • Starstix Specials: First-time spice-laced concoctions offering a unique "starter trip."
  • Alien Sunrise: A sparkling, multi-layered cocktail inspired by Myrkflora's bioluminescence.
  • The Glitterbomb: A drink that explodes in shimmering particles, leaving a glowing aftereffect.
• Atmosphere: Bright, chaotic, and unapologetically vibrant, with holographic lights, live music, and servers in elaborate costumes.
• Reputation: Both a must-visit destination for thrill-seekers and a source of controversy for its spice-infused menu.

Backstory

Squat grew up in the underworld of Deep City, where his quick wit and bold personality helped him thrive as a pimp. However, dissatisfaction with the exploitative nature of his work led him to leave the lifestyle behind. Gathering a small group of trusted companions, Squat opened the Cosmic Wench as a space where people could celebrate life without judgment.

His love for alien forests and exotic flavors inspired his eclectic drink menu, incorporating ingredients from across Galaxa.

Relationships

• His "Wenches": Squat treats the former workers from his Deep City days like family, ensuring they are well-paid and respected in their new roles.
• Regulars: Squat’s charm and larger-than-life persona have earned him a loyal following, including adventurers, smugglers, and spice traders.
• Authorities: Squat has a love-hate relationship with local law enforcement, who tolerate his antics due to his popularity and lack of outright criminal activity.

Hobbies and Interests

• Mixology Mastery: Squat takes pride in creating vibrant and potent drinks, often experimenting with alien ingredients.
• Fur Dyeing: Changes his fur colors weekly, often matching the theme of upcoming events or his mood.
• Forest Exploration: A lifelong dream of his is to visit the forested planets of Myrkflora and Mylkonia.

Trivia

• Squat is rumored to have smuggled spice across four sectors disguised as an intergalactic flower salesman.
• The Cosmic Wench’s events calendar is often themed around Squat’s eccentric whims, ranging from "Glitter Gala Night" to "Spice Carnival."
• Squat once served Enya Tareel a custom drink named "The Glitterbomb," earning him a spot on her list of favorite bartenders.
• Despite his loud personality, Squat is a sharp business owner and ensures the Cosmic Wench operates efficiently.